Whether you're a horny clown or you're just horny for clowns, why not stock up on some clown clothing and let everyone what a funny freak you are.
My shop is currently bursting with clown-themed supersoft unisex shirts, sweatshirts and crops in a bunch of colours and designs for those who are extremely down to clown.
Want one but not sure which one?
Here are 4 famous clowns and the clown shirts I'd give them for their birthday.
1. THIS WAS THE ONLY SHIRT I HAD WITH NO CLOWN CUM ON IT shirt
There’s no question - this is 100% the shirt I could see Captain Spaulding wearing. However I think the shirt would last about 18 seconds before it ended up with some kind of other more terrifying bodily fluid on it.
2. ALL THIS & BIG FEET TOO shirt
As far as carnivorous circus performers go, Pennywise has it all. He’s got a luscious thick (receding) mane of gravity-defying hair, bright yellow eyes and is a uniquely terrifying dancer. He’s the perfectly demented package. Oh, and to top it all off, he’s got BIG FEET TOO!
3. CLOWN FIGHT CLUB shirt
Of all the shirts available at Hey Weeirdo, you just know that the Killer Klowns From Outerspace would be wearing this one. I could fully imagine them all sitting around, laughing their cakey creepy white faces off, their yellow eyes and shards of teeth glistening while two hot half naked clowns fight for the top.
4. DOWN TO CLOWN crop tee
The fact that Billy the puppet loves to play sadistic games tells you straight up that he’s a freak in the sack. If you’ve never been topped by a murderous puppet you haven’t lived… Now I know what I want for my next birthday…
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