MY STEP MOM IS A CLOWN - Unisex Sweatshirt
Step (mom) right up, folks! I always knew my step mom was funny… but I didn’t know it was because she was a sex clown…
“My Step Mom Is A Clown” is an ode to the bizarre phenomenon that is step porn. I don’t know about you but sometimes it’d be nice to be able to have wank without having to wade through endless step mom/sibling/family porn. If people really crave a mindbending mind fuck - they should venture into the realm of clown porn... honk honk!
♥ 50% cotton, 50% polyester
♥ Medium-heavy fabric
♥ Loose fit
♥ Runs true to size
♥ Design by Hey Weeirdo
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